The brits are hands-down the best headline writers in the world, so i had to leave this one intact. It's from an article about the new Quality Food Designations in the EU.

Here's the quick summary:

PDO: Produced, processed and prepared in a given geographical area using recognised know-how
PGI: The geographical link must occur at the production, processing or preparation stage
TSG: Highlights traditional character, either in ingredients or means of production